Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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