im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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