Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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