fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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