Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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