Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Ketchup is God's man juice
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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