Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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