Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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