You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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