OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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