Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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