Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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