oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
too bad you live with your parents still
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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