They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
God, I missed his penis.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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