she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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