I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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