And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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