my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I have demons in me.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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