when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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