Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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