Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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