The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i permit you to call me
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
A+ Viking dick
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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