The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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