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  • Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 10:39am

    I would be more concerned with the fact that he used a pickup line involving you getting pregnant.

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    Submitted by RyanM on Dec 11, 10 at 1:45pm

    It's a quote from Futurama...anyone? no? Well thats depressing...

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    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Dec 11, 10 at 1:45pm

    "I also took the liberty to fertilize your caviar. Wooob wooob wooob wooob wooob wooob." -zoidberg

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      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 11, 10 at 6:18pm

      thank god I'm not alone.

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    Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 11:28am

    Fertilize your caviar-I heart this phrase!

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 11, 10 at 9:32pm

    Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 12, 10 at 2:26am

      F*CKING BERZERKERRRR

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    Submitted by GoodOlDave on Dec 11, 10 at 10:25am

    Thus, the reason why Russian women sign up as mail order brides.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 1:09am

    Guess he wanted to look hip, knowing American cartoons and strike up a conversation. But I guess it was an epic failure!