it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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