I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize