I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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