well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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