Writing my paper on freud at bar
??
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize