Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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