I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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