Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize