do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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