I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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