my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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