I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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