It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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