Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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