Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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