Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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