dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm just crazy horny about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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