And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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