I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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