No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
where are my eyebrows?
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