I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize