left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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