Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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