NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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