there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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