Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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