We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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